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What Fresh Hell Is This?

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Created on 2011-06-05 01:25:24 (#910684), last updated 2012-12-19 (235 weeks ago)

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Name:whatfreshhell
Birthdate:Oct 5
Hi. I'm a married woman with a lifelong crush on Greg Maddux. Maybe not lifelong, but at least since I was twelve, and that was a long time ago. He'll always be perfect to me.

I love the entire 1992 Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team, and pretty much every Duke men's basketball team ever. Including that douche Luol Deng. You will never expect me to believe that the Manning family isn't from Mars. They aren't human, they are gods among men. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Mushroom Goomba Head (Archie, Peyton, Eli).

I love Roy Oswalt, Dirk Nowitzki, and Chipper Jones. The 1995 Atlanta Braves are my golden team.

Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves, Milwaukee Brewers, Texas Rangers.
Green Bay Packers, any time that a Manning plays for
Wisconsin Badgers, Duke Blue Devils, Arkansas Razorbacks


I hate Tom Brady. I hate Jimmie Johnson, Kyle Busch, and Denny Hamlin and when their engines blow up, I'm happy. I hate the Cardinals, I hate the Lakers, and I hate the Tar Heels.

Sports are my life, and I love to talk about/squee about/obsess over them. If you love baseball, basketball, NASCAR, football, or competitive swimming, let's be friends.

Oh, I like some other stuff, too; old tv shows, all kinds of music, poetry, the 1920's.

NOTE: I write fanfiction. Sometimes it's based on fictional characters, and sometimes it's Real Person Fic. Sometimes there might be adult themes. If you are a minor or if it is illegal for you to view such material in your part of the world, please do not click on links leading to such material, or friend this journal.

ALSO: if you call sports a "fandom" I'm not the person for you. Sports isn't a 'fandom' - it's a way of life.

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a-team, aaron rodgers, actual germans, alexander artemev, alexander ovechkin, anti-patriots, anti-yankees, archie-just-archie, atlanta braves, audio adrenaline, baseball, basketball, bbc radio 1, blond boys, bobby hurley, brandon weeden, brokeback mountain, bryz, bucky badger, c.h.i.p.s., chicago cubs, clay matthews, cliff lee, clint bowyer, corey hart, david mccallum, dirk nowitzki, dominic dimaggio, drew brees, duke basketball, england, f. scott fitzgerald, fanfiction, fictional russians, football, foreign accents, germany, get bent tom brady, green bay packers, greg maddux, hardy boys, harry potter, hugh laurie, ian thorpe, illya kuryakin, illya/napoleon, inappropriate crushes, ireland, j.j. redick, jeeves/wooster, jeff blauser, john keats, john smoltz, jordy nelson, josh hamilton, keane, kevin harvick, lady gaga, larry wayne jones, man from uncle, mark lemke, martin freeman, matt kenseth, mike trout, milwaukee brewers, morrissey, mr. met's big head, mst3k, mystery science theatre 3000, nascar, never finishing fic, oasis, olly murs, out of control zambonis, pieter van den hoogenband, pink floyd, pitchers, point guards, punching-kyle-busch-in-the-face, quarterbacks named manning, redheads, ron santo, roy halladay, roy oswalt, roy oswalt's sexy tractor, russia, ryan braun, ryne sandberg, sausage races, scotland, scott mills, scottish blokes, sherlock bbc, slash, sports, stephen fry, steve avery, steve nash, swimming, take that, texas rangers, the manning brothers, the smiths, the uk, the who, the-colts-will-never-win-again, tim tebow, tom glavine, u2, writing
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